The sun is shining (almost!) and we’re well into Summer, which can only mean one thing…You need some new T Shirts for your wardrobe. Fear not, our July drop is here and you’re in for a treat if you love to laugh. Our Funny T Shirts are hilarious, and come with slogans and statements which will get you laughing this season. We always believe that you should show off your personality, and there’s no better way to make an instant impact than with what you’re wearing. There’s been plenty doom and gloom lately with Brexit, Prime Ministers resigning and who can forget England losing to Iceland in Euro 2016. We’ve got to put a smile back on your face, so check out some of our favourite designs below.
Drinkin About You
A tee for you to wear when you are out with your mates in the bar, and the girl wants to know what you’re thinking. You’re not thinking, you’re drinking! 😀 Get our Drinkin’ About You T Shirt which comes with the words large enough for anyone to read, no matter how drunk you are.
Shh Nobody Cares
We’ve all got that one friend who keeps going on and on about something…You might feel a bit rude telling them to be quiet, because you don’t care, so why not say it with this. Our Shh Nobody Cares T Shirt comes with the slogan printed in a very large style over two lines for maximum impact. This one will come in handy in so many situations.
Sorry I’m Late I Didn’t Want To Come
This design works on so many levels…Going to the girlfriend’s parents house…Going to work. Going to a friend’s party. Going to the in-laws. Whatever your situation may be, you’ve got to have our Sorry I’m Late, I Didn’t Want To Come T Shirt in your wardrobe for that situation. When you want people to know exactly how you feel, this top will really make a statement.
I’m Not Shy, I Just Don’t Like You
When you are quiet people will assume that you’re a shy person, most people usually are. But maybe you are being quiet because you just don’t want to speak to someone because you don’t like them. We’ve all been there before! Try our I’m Not Shy, I Just Don’t Like You T Shirt on for size, you’ll be glad that you did. Spell it out for the people around you, and let them know you’re not shy at all.
That’s our favourites, what are yours? Have a look at the whole collection over on the funny design pages here, all available in a range of colours in sizes to suit, there’s no excuse not to get yours ready for the Summer!
We have updated our men’s funny t shirts range for August, and added over fifteen designs to our collections, giving you some brand new, fresh designs and slogans to get your hands on. As usual, all our T Shirts are available in up to ten sizes, with a whole host of different design features. There’s bound to be one which tickles your fancy, here’s a closer look at a couple of our favourites.
Welcome to Loserville – Population: YOU!
This is quite an offensive design, but given to the right group of friends it will get a laugh. Loserville population you is probably not one you’d want to wear yourself, it would make a great present for your friend for a birthday or other event. The loserville print is written in a handwritten style, and looks like a great graphic, with the rest being in a standard bold font.
Single And Too Socially Awkward To Mingle
A hilarious printed top, this slogan really speaks volumes. The Single and too socially awkward to mingle T Shirt looks amazing in white with the slogan printed in a piercing blue, and really stands out with the phrase written across five lines. Wear this out, and it’s almost guaranteed to get a few laughs, and who knows, it may even spark a conversation.
There is no we in pizza
If you are a pizza lover then you know that they are not for sharing. There is no we in pizza is a funny T Shirt which explains that, not that it needs explaining. “WE” is printed on it’s own line in a much larger style to get your point across, and people will know that you’re not in a sharing mood, there’s no such thing as sharing when it comes to pizza.
I Speak Fluent Movie Quotes, Song Lyrics And Sarcasm
This funny t shirt has a slogan print which we can all relate to. If you are the kind of person with quotes from films and song lyrics in your head, and you’re not adverse to a bit of sarcasm, this design is right up your street. Printed in a list formatted type, it’s easy to read and understand, and is instantly hilarious.
If there’s one thing which can make us laugh it’s stand up comedians, however some are much more funny than others. It all depends on the style of your sense of humour, as well as how good they are at telling jokes and making you laugh. What makes a good stand up act anyway? One of the things we like most are the memorable slogans and catchphrases which some of them have; They’re instantly recognisable, and they’re something we’re waiting to hear them say with anticipation. Here’s just a few of our favourites.
What’s happening white people! It’s the opening line from one of our favourite stand up comedians, Paul Chowdhry. How funny is this man? Very is our answer. We first noticed him on Channel 4’s stand up for the week, and once we saw that, we were hooked. His jokes are hilarious, the delivery is the best, and of course his trademark funny slogan, what’s happening white people is something to remember. He’s gone on to do his own DVD, and live from the Apollo. Did we mention he was a snazzy dresser as well? Check him out here.
What can we say about Romesh other than he’s just a funny guy. He’s been on Mock The Week and a regular on Stand Up For The Week, and supports Arsenal, which is always good for a laugh. He taught maths, strangely lots of comedians have a background in schools; They are quite a comical place.
Speaking of teachers becoming comics, Greg Davies is another one of these. In fact he was a teacher, comedian, and then of course played a teacher in the infamous Inbetweeners as MR Gilbert which was a hilarious character. You can check out his DVD, The Back Of My Mum’s Head, which is hilarious and well worth a watch if you haven’t already seen it.
If you find these comedians funny then you clearly have a great sense of humour, and make sure you show that off with one of our funny t shirts. There’s plenty of exclusive designs which you’ll only find at Lush, and we’ve been inspired by the humour and comedy from everyone in the game, with quotes and general banter.
A good brand or product needs a good slogan, but what should these brands really be saying about their products and themselves? We’ve come across some hilarious alternative slogans to brands which you may find really funny. These are really more honest statements than a slogan, so it’s probably a good job they didn’t pass through marketing 😉
Which is your favourite? We love them all, and can’t stop laughing at these. It’s just a shame that they’re completely fictional and none of them are actually real 🙁 If you love these, then you should have a look at our slogan T Shirts, making a statement can be a funny thing, so if that’s your idea of fun then you’ll find something here you’ll love 🙂