October is almost behind us, and we’ve been busy designing some brand new T Shirts which we think you’ll love. The focus is on slogans, humour and fun, and we’ve got five T-shirts which we think are brilliant, and must have for you, or your mates as presents. Let’s take a look at what’s new this month.
I’m No Cactus Expert But I Know A Prick When I See One
This shirt will really get you noticed and makes one hell of a statement. The sharp and spiky slogan reads I’m No Cactus Expert But I Know A Prick When I See One sends out the message that you’re sick of the annoying idiots, so please back away slowly. Wearing this T-shirt will have everyone knowing you don’t take any crap, and should approach with caution. Get the Cactus Expert T-Shirt from us here.
That’s Enough Adulting For One Day
When there’s too much grown up stuff going on in life, this phrase will ring true. There always seems to be something going on, whether it’s paying bills, having to go somewhere or doing something you don’t want to do, but you have to, you’re an adult after all. When you can’t be bothered with grown up life you can wear this, our That’s Enough Adulting For One Day is a slogan you need in your life.
Common Sense Is So Rare These Days It Should Be Classified As A Super Power
It’s the sad truth of the matter that although it’s called common sense, it appears to be anything other than common. Why do some people fail at the most basic tasks, and seem to not be able to do the most simple things? If you feel that way, you need to be wearing the common sense is so rare T-shirt. People will not only laugh, they’ll agree!
A Day Without Beer Probably Wouldn’t Kill Me – But Why Take The Risk
It’s a statement which is true. A day without beer probably wouldn’t kill me, or you, or anyone, but why take that risk? If you love a good pint or night out with the lads on a regular basis, then you’ll completely understand. You can get this tee here, perfect for dads, lads and all beer lovers.
I’m Not Arguing I’m Just Explaining Why I’m Right
We all love a good argument, but what if you’re always right? If you feel that way, you’ll be familiar with this phrase and it’s something you can tell your mates and everyone you argue with. I’m Not Arguing, I’m Just Explaining Why I’m Right is something you may say to people who attempt at telling you that you’re wrong. You’re not, and you’re just letting them know how or why. It can’t be considered an argument if you’re always right! This hilarious T-shirt can be bought here, perfect for you, or that know-it-all mate.
That’s it for the first drop of October! If you’re looking for more funny slogans there’s plenty on the Lush T Shirts website, where you can find the perfect tee for yourself.