Category Archives: Womenswear

Cool And Cute T-shirts, Tops & Fashion For Trendy Ladies

The Women’s Autumn Collection 2016

Hey guys and gals!

We’ve finally released our Autumn collection for all you ladies, with some hilarious slogan T-shirts which will do the talking for you, and definitely bring some joys to your day and wardrobe. Our Autumn collection is a refresh of everything we do best, which is add some fun to your look, with some statements, catchphrases and messages which will grab people’s attention. Here’s a small look at what you can find in our women’s slogan T-shirts section over on our main site right now.

I Don’t Care I Just Want To Go Home

Whether it’s a day at work, or a party you don’t want to be at, our I Don’t Care, I Just Want To Go Home T-shirt really does say it all. We’ve all been in that situation where you find yourself somewhere you really don’t want to be. How did you end up there anyway? It really doesn’t matter, you just want to get the hell out of there! If this slogan speaks to you, get this shirt here.

I Don’t Have The Energy To Pretend I Like You Today

Liking people is no easy task, especially when you secretly hate them. There’s always that one person which you really don’t care for, usually for no particular reason, but society dictates that you have to be nice to them anyway. That takes a lot, and sometimes, you just can’t be bothered. I Don’t Have The Energy To Pretend To Like You Today is a T-shirt which gets the message across perfectly. Put this on here.

Me? Overreacting? Probably!

Do you know someone who’s dramatic and thinks every small thing is a big deal? The Me, Overreacting, Probably T-shirt is something which you should get them. For those who make a big deal about everything, this is the slogan tee for them. Or if it sounds like something you do, then there’s no better way to rock it. You can buy this here.

Sorry I’m Late I Didn’t Want To Come Women’s T Shirt

One of our favourite designs, because it’s true. The Sorry I’m Late, I Didn’t Want To Come is a T-shirt which has a statement which we all want to make. When you have to go somewhere to be sociable but you really don’t want to go, or you’re running late for work, let them know why. You never wanted to turn up in the first place, you did, you’re late, let them deal with it. At least the phrase starts with “Sorry”. Get this funny top here.

Psycho But Cute

If you’re one cat short of crazy and a bit mad, nothing says it better than the Psycho But Cute T Shirt. If you look like a cute nice girl, but you’re actually a complete nightmare then you can warn off people wearing this design, or at least let them know what they’re in for. Grab this here and wear it on a night out with the girls.

I’m Not Shy I Just Don’t Like You Women’s T Shirt

The perfect T-shirt for those who are a bit quiet, but definitely not shy. Sometimes you don’t want to talk to someone, not because you’re shy, but because that you just don’t like them. If this sounds like you, then this slogan design is something which you need in your life. Perfect to wear at parties and nights out, stop getting hassled from people you don’t like, this top will speak volumes. I’m not shy, I just Don’t Like You sends out a hilarious message.Β Shop for it now.

Shh Nobody Cares Ladies Top

When you’ve got that one friend who just keeps talking and going on and on about nothing important to your life…Shh Nobody Cares is probably what you’re thinking. Don’t just think it, say it with a tee! This design will make an impact and easily get your message across without you having to say a word. You need this in your wardrobe, buy this shirt here.

Please Don’t Talk To Me I’m Only Here For The Food Women’s Top

Perfect for the festive season and any other occasion where food is involved. Please don’t talk to me, I’m only here for the food is a T-shirt which needs little explanation. Let’s set the scene; You’re invited to an event you don’t want to go to, but you know the food is going to be amazing. You need to go just for that brilliant food. It’s a regular occurrence, so wear this the next time you’re at a party or event to let people know exactly why you’re there. Get this T-shirt here.

There you have it, just a few of our Autumn/Winter collection for 2016! Let us know which are you favourites over on our Facebook channel, and you can shop the whole collection here.

New Women’s Slogan T Shirts For August

We’re loving the summer at the moment, and we’ve got some brand new hilarious women’s slogan T Shirts ready for you this season. Where did June and July go? You’ve already seen our first drop from earlier this summer, and this time round we’ve got a lot of new designs which we’re sure you’ll love. What’s in store? Here’s a look at a couple of our favourites.

This Is My Too Tired To Function Shirt

When you just can’t be bothered with life, we’ve got the top for you. This phrase really says it all, and is perfect for hangovers or lazy days and nights when you don’t want to do anything. You can get our This Is My Too Tired To Function Shirt from us, with neon pink and white writing which stands out.

I Heard You’re A Player. Nice To Meet You, I’m The Coach

Going out with the girls? There’s plenty of players out there who’ll be looking to flirt and chat you up. We’re done with all the players, and it’s time to send out a message. You can do this with this design which reads, I Heard You’re A Player, Nice To Meet You. I’m The Coach T Shirt. It really will make a statement and show you have a bit of attitude and will stand for no funny business.

Sorry I’m Not Listening Top

We’ve all got one of those friends who talks so much, and goes on and on…If that sounds familiar then you need our Sorry I’m Not Listening T Shirt in your life. It will send out the message to people that you might be looking at them, but you’re not listening to what they are saying. This slogan says it all and will get you noticed.

Cute Guys? I Thought You Said French Fries

Maybe you’re hard of hearing, and maybe you just like to hear things you want to. Whatever the explanation, we’re sure you’ll find our Cute Guys? I Thought You Said French Fries Top really funny. The slogan is printed across the chest in large lettering to give the joke the maximum impact, if you prefer chips to boys this slogan is the one.

Caution Curves Ahead Top

How awesome are curves! Embrace your curvy body with our Caution! Dangerous Curves Ahead T Shirt. Curves are strong and powerful, be careful how you use them, they have been known to rock the world. Represent in this design.

Girls Just Wanna Have Funds

They just wanna, they just wanna…Money is not everything, but it does help! How else can we buy make-up and handbags as well as the odd cocktail? Spending money is cool, so the Girls Just Wanna Have Funds T Shirt is the slogan which really does make a statement. The print has each word on it’s own line, giving it maximum impact.

Ice Cream Is Cheaper Than Therapy

It tastes better, and costs less too! Yes! We’re sending out a message with this, Ice Cream Is Cheaper Than Therapy T-Shirt. It doesn’t matter if we’re talking chocolate, vanilla or mint-choc-chip, whatever your flavour of Ice Cream, this top is a must have for you.

The Pink Flamingo Graphic Top

What is it with pink flamingos some people ask…Well they’re awesome, that’s what! The Pink Flamingo T Shirt comes with the animal graphic, printed in neon pink of course, and looks it’s best in brilliant white. Lovers of flamingos will want to add this top to their wardrobe immediately.

And there you have it, our favourite women’s slogan T shirts for this August. Let us know what you think of these brand new designs, all of what can be bought in our store here. With over 170 slogan T-Shirts currently available, there’s plenty to have a look at, and you will find your favourite at Lush T Shirts.

Brand New Women’s Slogan T Shirts For Summer 2016 At Lush T Shirts

Hey guys!

We’ve added some brand new Women’s slogan T Shirts to our range, ready for Summer 2016. If you’re looking to make a statement and add some fresh new tops to your wardrobe, Lush T Shirts has your back. Our latest designs will make you laugh, make you smile and you’ll look fantastic in our shirts. We’ve taken inspiration from life, popular culture and everything we find funny, and incorporated those ethos into the collection. Here’s a couple of our favourites, let’s have a closer look at them.

Prosecco Made Me Do It T Shirt

Prosecco Made Me Do It T Shirt

If you love a drop of the sparkling wine from Italy, and who doesn’t, this is the design for you. Getting drunk on Prosecco is cool, but could cause you to get a little bit naughty. Who ever said Prosecco was for special occasions? If you love a tipple, you can get the Prosecco Made Me Do It T Shirt from us here.

My Cat Doesn't Like You T Shirt

My Cat Doesn’t Like You T Shirt

Everyone has a cat these days, and everyone loves them….But cats can be weird, and sometimes they don’t play well with others. If you’re cat has taken a dislike to your friend, boyfriend or someone you know, this quote will let them know. A hilarious statement which is spread out over five lines with each word on it’s own line, giving the design easy readability. Buy this shirt here.

Gosh Being A Princess Is Exhausting T Shirt

Gosh Being A Princess Is Exhausting T Shirt

Living the good life like a Princess? It can be a tiring thing to do. If this sounds like you then this top is a perfect thing to be wearing this Summer. Great for a night out or a girls holiday, make sure you’ve got yourself this top. Get yours right here.

It's not you it's your eyebrows T Shirt

It’s Not You It’s Your Eyebrows T Shirt

These days it’s all about your eyebrows, they really do say everything and speak volumes. If you aren’t on fleek, there’ll be a whole mess of problems. Let everyone know about their eyebrow game with this slogan design, it will definitely get some laughs. Shop for this T-shirt here.

The Bags Under My Eyes Are Designer T Shirt

The Bags Under My Eyes Are Designer T Shirt

If you are looking a bit tired, then this phrase will make you laugh and will ring true. The Bags Under My Eyes Are Designer is a hilarious way to let people know you’re looking a little bit worse for wear, but in true glam girl style, those bags under your eyes are designer. It’s a funny statement, and probably true too. You can get yourself this design here.

Remember that all our women’s T Shirts come in a range of 5 colours, red, black, sky blue, white and pink, and are available in five sizes, small to XXL. You can check out the complete collection of our Women’s T Shirts here, we’re sure you’ll find plenty which will make it into your wardrobe this season and beyond.

Tinderella And Tinderfella At Lush T Shirts

Dating apps are big! Really big! Once upon a time they were considered a bit taboo, nobody would ever admit to being on a dating website or app, let alone actually admit to meeting someone on one. Times have changed, and it’s almost unheard of for the single people not to be on something like Plenty of Fish, Tinder, Happn, or any of the other dating apps and websites which are out there…And there are a lot!

If you met your boyfriend or girlfriend on Tinder then we have a way for you to celebrate…Valentines Day is coming up, and we have the perfect couples T Shirts for you to wear! They come in back and white, with the slogans written on the front of each shirt. We are talking about Tinderella and Tinderfella πŸ˜€ Say it loud and proud that you have a partner and you met them through the dating app.

If you’re just a dating app addict but are still single, not to worry, we have singles versions of these designs too!

The Tinderfella T-shirt

The Tinderella T Shirt

If you are a loved up couple then you’ve got to check out all the Valentines T Shirts we’ve got over on our site here. There’s something for everyone, and if you have a sense of humour then you are sure to love all the designs, prints and slogans which will get you in the mood this Valentines Day.

Let us know what you think of these over on our Facebook page.

Brand New Women’s Slogan T Shirts

Hey Lush T Shirts fans! πŸ™‚

We have added some brand new women’s slogan t shirts to our line up, and it could be one of the best additions yet. We’re right into the summer season now, we’ve had the longest day and we’re into a heat wave, so there’s one thing you need, and that is a T-shirt or two. Luckily we have just added some fresh designs for you to get your hands on, and you can be wearing these right now! Let’s have a look at a couple of our favourites.

Single And Too Socially Awkward To Mingle T Shirt


The slogan t shirt that really does say it all. For all the single ladies out there who are just a little bit too shy, we’ve got this. The text reads Single and too socially awkward to mingle, and looks great on a white tee with electric blue writing. The phrase is split up on to several lines, making it really easy to read and get the message across.

If you don’t have anything nice to say, say it sarcastically T Shirt


Those who are interested in ironic humour will love this next design. The top reads If you don’t have anything nice to say, say it sarcastically. It’s a slogan for those with a bit of a sharp tongue, and don’t usually have anything nice to say about anyone else. It is of course all in good fun and should not be taken seriously. πŸ˜‰

There is no we in pizza T Shirt


Everyone likes sharing, sharing is caring…Well that is fine for everything, unless we’re talking pizza. There is no we in pizza is a design which states the obvious. Pizza is definitely not for sharing, if it were they’d probably cut it up into slices or something wouldn’t they? πŸ˜‰ If you don’t like to share your pizza, not even a slice, or you know someone who’s exactly like this, get them this T-Shirt. The phrase is printed in a large style, with the “WE” wording printed large on it’s own line to make it as distinctive as possible.

Those are our three favourite women’s slogan T Shirts out of our latest collection of brand new fresh designs. All are available to buy right now, in sizes small to XXL and up to 5 colours, there’s a one there which you’ll love.

Women’s Slogan T-Shirts – Spring Drop 2

We are here with our 2nd Spring drop for you lovely ladies! After the great success of our last Spring Drop, this month we have added a few Slogan T-Shirts to our women’s collection which we are sure you will love. Inspired by humour and popular culture, these cool designs are printed as always on super soft cotton tees. Available in sizes small to XXL and a range of colours. Let’s have a look at some of the designs.


Fries Before Guys T-Shirt – Let the world know where your priorities lie with our Fries Before Guys T-Shirt. The design focuses on larger print for the main part of the design, which gives the tee a bold statement. Fun loving girls who like their food over guys will like this.


Crying On The Inside T-Shirt – Our Crying On The Inside design is another funny slogan T-Shirt from us at Lush. For those who don’t take their life too seriously and want to have a laugh with their clothing, we’ve come up with this. It’s just a little joke on a tee, and if you’re always smiling and joking around with a goodΒ sense of humourΒ it will show a more ironic and sarcastic side to your personality.


Nope, Not Today – Have you ever had one of those days where no matter what someone asks you’re answer is going to be, “nope, not today“? This top is for exactly that occasion. We’ve all had one of those days where we want to do nothing and be left alone. When you’re only interested in chilling out, this is the T-Shirt to wear. Curved text with handwriting style gives the design a really distinctive look.

These are just a couple of the designs which are featured in our 2nd Spring drop. If you’re looking for a brand new, cool T-Shirt then look no further than what we’ve got going on at Lush at the moment. You’ll find them in the women’s collections, remember you get free UK delivery when spending over Β£50.

Spring 2015 Drop 1 – Brand New Women’s Printed T-Shirts



We’re super excited to share our very first 2015 Spring drop with you! We’ve been really busy with our women’s T-Shirts and designs, and you will have already noticed a few of the slogan T-Shirts which have been making their way on to the site over the past few weeks. This week we’ve added a large number to the collection, our women’s range now spans over 170 different designs and prints which we’re extremely happy with.

This collection focusses on a few things; Humour, fashion, statements and popular culture. In our prints we’ve gone for a lot of different styles of writing when it comes to the slogans; There’s a tonal type of style in our Day Dream T-Shirt, with a white graphic on light pink shirt, it’s really soothing and pleasing on the eye, and reflects the day dream message. If you’re a fun loving girl with a good sense of humour you’ll love the It’s better to be late than to arrive ugly design. A joke making fun of people, especially boyfriends, who complain about ladies who like to take their time when getting ready to go out.

The fun does not stop there, with some designs perfect for a night out with the girls, and are sure to attract some attention from the guys. Prints like Dream On, In Your Dreams, and Let’s Make Out are available in this new Spring drop, to show you have a less serious side to you.

We hope you enjoy browsing our Spring Drop 1 collection of Tees and tops, we’ll be adding a lot more over the coming weeks, so stay tuned! πŸ˜‰

Mother’s Day At Lush T Shirts

Mother’s Day is right around the corner, so have you got your mother something this year? Some ideas could be flowers, chocolates and a card, but why buy the usual obvious presents when you could get something original? Since we are Lush T Shirts we’re obviously talking about some funny Mother’s Day T Shirts, which will put a smile on your mam’s face. We’ve got some which are funny, cute and others with slogans and messages to let your mam know that she’s great! πŸ˜€


First up and brand new for 2015 is the Mom Mum Mam Northern Mother’s Day T-Shirt. If you’re like me and are from the North, you’ll know that the correct word to call the woman that gave birth to you is mam. Mum is for Southerners, Mom is for Americans. We say mam. The design features tick boxes with only the mam wording correctly ticked.

Light Pink

In a complete contrast we’ve gone all American with this design. If your mother still thinks she’s with it, then the I’m A Cool Mom T-Shirt is the design to pick for her. The light pink with white text is a perfect soft pastel look, with the large writing making a statement, she is one cool lady.

World's Okayest Mother T-shirt

If you have a sarcastic personality then the World’s Okayest Mother T-Shirt is a good choice to let your mam know you sort of care. If your getting this for her I’m sure she’ll find it funny, as long as she has a sense of humour.

Don’t forget that Mother’s Day is 15th March this year, that means you have just over 2 weeks to get yourself organised and buy something for your mam. Make it a year she won’t forget with one of our hilarious designs, she really will love them πŸ˜€

Brand New Women’s Slogan T-Shirts

It’s almost March, Spring is on the way and we’ve got some brand new slogan T-Shirts which you are sure to love! Our women’s collection of tees is constantly growing, we’ve added a whole host of funny and pop culture inspired designs which have already been a massive success, and we’ve just added a lot more. This batch really hits the spot, and are great to wear out casually while you’re with your friends. What do we have in store? Check out a few…


Everyone loves taking selfies at the moment and uploading to social media sites like Instagram, so we’ve taken some inspo and created our Instafamous T-Shirt. For girls who’s photos are instantly famous, we have this design which will suit you down to the ground. If you’re a social media fiend and can’t walk past a mirror without snapping a pic, then you’ll understand this print.


In keeping with the social media theme we’ve gone for this printed design, the Please Don’t Feed The Trolls T-Shirt. What is a troll? Well it’s someone online who trolls around the net and looks for opportunities to write nasty things…Don’t these people have lives? Anyway as they say the best way to get rid of them is not to rise, i.e. Don’t Feed Them! πŸ˜‰ We’re all sick of these people with no lives. Fight back with this clever slogan T-Shirt which in inspired from a simple sign with a powerful message.


What’s the time? It’s Time To Drink Champagne And Dance On The Table of course! :mrgreen: That is my favourite time, whether it’s on a Friday or Saturday night, when the alcohol is flowing, it’s time to take your shoes off, get on the table and bust a move. Just be careful you don’t get thrown out.

Light Pink

We all loved a good old nursery rhyme, and there’s not a funnier one to print on a Tee than this. Georgie Porgie pudding and pie, kissed the girls and made them cry. We’ve flipped that and come up with this cool girls slogan T-Shirt.

That’s just a selection of the women’s T-Shirts we’ve added to Lush this week, to check out them all please view our NEW ARRIVALS page, where you’ll discover a whole host of brand new designs from Lush T Shirts.

What Not To Wear On Your Blind Date For Valentines Day


It’s almost the big day for loved up people, of course we’re talking about Valentines Day. This year the day of Saint Valentine is on a Saturday, which means it’s the perfect day to do absolutely anything. One thing which you may be doing is meeting a guyΒ or girl for the first time, or even going on a blind date. Blind dates can be scary but can also be fun, You’ll never know what you’re going to get as someone once said πŸ˜‰

Dressing for the big date is really important, it’s going to be one of the first things your blind date will notice about you, and could make a decision on whether you’re the right one for them or they want to run for the hills πŸ˜€

Since we’re in the business of funny Valentines Day t shirts we have some hilarious designs which work well in some situations, but we probably wouldn’t recommend wearing them if you’re meeting a guy or girl for the first time, they can be quite shocking! πŸ˜‰ So check out a couple of our best, and worst T-Shirts that you probably don’t want to be wearing, or seeing your date wearing this Valentines Day. If your blind date is wearing one of these it could be a lorra, lorra laughs πŸ˜‰


trEAT Your Girl Right – If you’re a guy this is probably one you want to stay away from. Unless the girl in question has the most guy-type style of humour then she’ll probably not appreciate you wearing this on your very first date…Although if you make it to date number 2 and beyond it would probably become a very funny story.


The drama queen is most guys idea of a nightmare girl, so it’s not the best idea to advertise yourself as being one of those. The drama Queen Tee will let him know what he’s in for, that’s for sure!


Have you ever been in a situation when you seem to drift off from whatever the girl is saying? If she’s a bit of a babbler and goes on and on it’s better to just zone out, smile and occasionally nod, wearing the I’ve Stopped Listening Why Haven’t You Stopped Talking might give the game away just a little bit though! πŸ˜‰


If your date goes bad and you see the guy again, it wouldn’t be a bad thing if he saw you in this…He’ll be offended, but at least he’ll know how you feel. If you’re going out on your blind date then I Never Liked You Anyway is not a good start.

Light Pink

Has she never had a date for a long time? Beware of the phenomenon that is the Crazy Cat Lady. If you’re a cat lover then this may not be a problem, but if she turns up wearing this you may want to think of a good way to get the hell out of there.


Lots of men are players, some just think they are, it’s sadly a fact. There would be one sure fire way to find out if he is before investing any time in him, that’s if he was wearing this, the I’m Only Here For The Ladies T-Shirt.

That’s just our little roundup of tees you shouldn’t wear yourself, and T-Shirts you don’t want to see your blind date wearing. First impressions last forever, so it’s important to make a good one. However a good sense of humour is something which both sexes say is really important to finding a partner. If you’re looking for a sense of humour, have a gander at this guide, the 6 signs you have a sense of humour here, which gives you a good indicator of what to look for in a sense of humour.