Brand New Funny Vests For The Gym This August

How’s it going all you gym bunnies!

We’ve brought you so many hilarious funny gym shirts for your workout sessions which have created a storm, and for this August we’ve got some brand new designs for you to get your hands on. The slogans are big and bold, and will get you noticed the next time you’re on your workout. Here’s our brand new range which you can find on our site right now.

My Everything Is Sore

When you’ve done your workout and you’re absolutely knackered, all your muscles will be hurting. For those occasions, which should be all the time there’s the My Everything Is Sore Top. You can get yours right here.

Run? I Thought You Said Rum

If you prefer Rum to running, then this slogan vest is for you. The joke will be on you when you’re out on runs, whether it’s on the treadmill or out and about, wear this with pride and get some laughs along the way. Shop for the Run I Thought You Said Rum Top here.

I Run Because I Really Like Food

Cardio is the way to burn off whatever you eat, so if you are a foodie and love to eat, this slogan will pretty much sum up your life. I Run Because I Really Like Food is a top which will explain why you love to run so much, because you’ve got to keep in shape. Get this design here.

Abs Are Great But Have You Tried Pizza

Getting in good shape is satisfying, but is it as satisfying as food? If you prefer pizza to a flat stomach, this vest will make a statement for you. Abs Are Great, But Have You Tried Pizza is a message which will resonate and make you smile.  Get this top here, and grab yourself a slice of pizza while you’re at it.

Better Sore Than Sorry

You know that you’ve had a good work out when you’re still feeling it the next day. It’s better to be sore than to be sorry. You can make that statement by wearing this vest, and show everyone in the gym that you really mean business. Add this to your wardrobe here.

When Life Knocks Me Down I Usually Like There And Take A Nap

For the under motivated people we’ve got this slogan which may sum things up pretty well. When Life Knocks Me Down I Usually Lie There And Take A Nap vest top is a hilarious statement to make for those who can’t be bothered with the stresses of life and the gym. The slogan is printed over a number of lines and is easy to read. You can get this in your life here.

Grab yourself one of these vests for the Summer over in our shop, available in black or white they’ll make a great addition to your gym bag for a fun and fresh new look.

New Women’s Slogan T Shirts For August

We’re loving the summer at the moment, and we’ve got some brand new hilarious women’s slogan T Shirts ready for you this season. Where did June and July go? You’ve already seen our first drop from earlier this summer, and this time round we’ve got a lot of new designs which we’re sure you’ll love. What’s in store? Here’s a look at a couple of our favourites.

This Is My Too Tired To Function Shirt

When you just can’t be bothered with life, we’ve got the top for you. This phrase really says it all, and is perfect for hangovers or lazy days and nights when you don’t want to do anything. You can get our This Is My Too Tired To Function Shirt from us, with neon pink and white writing which stands out.

I Heard You’re A Player. Nice To Meet You, I’m The Coach

Going out with the girls? There’s plenty of players out there who’ll be looking to flirt and chat you up. We’re done with all the players, and it’s time to send out a message. You can do this with this design which reads, I Heard You’re A Player, Nice To Meet You. I’m The Coach T Shirt. It really will make a statement and show you have a bit of attitude and will stand for no funny business.

Sorry I’m Not Listening Top

We’ve all got one of those friends who talks so much, and goes on and on…If that sounds familiar then you need our Sorry I’m Not Listening T Shirt in your life. It will send out the message to people that you might be looking at them, but you’re not listening to what they are saying. This slogan says it all and will get you noticed.

Cute Guys? I Thought You Said French Fries

Maybe you’re hard of hearing, and maybe you just like to hear things you want to. Whatever the explanation, we’re sure you’ll find our Cute Guys? I Thought You Said French Fries Top really funny. The slogan is printed across the chest in large lettering to give the joke the maximum impact, if you prefer chips to boys this slogan is the one.

Caution Curves Ahead Top

How awesome are curves! Embrace your curvy body with our Caution! Dangerous Curves Ahead T Shirt. Curves are strong and powerful, be careful how you use them, they have been known to rock the world. Represent in this design.

Girls Just Wanna Have Funds

They just wanna, they just wanna…Money is not everything, but it does help! How else can we buy make-up and handbags as well as the odd cocktail? Spending money is cool, so the Girls Just Wanna Have Funds T Shirt is the slogan which really does make a statement. The print has each word on it’s own line, giving it maximum impact.

Ice Cream Is Cheaper Than Therapy

It tastes better, and costs less too! Yes! We’re sending out a message with this, Ice Cream Is Cheaper Than Therapy T-Shirt. It doesn’t matter if we’re talking chocolate, vanilla or mint-choc-chip, whatever your flavour of Ice Cream, this top is a must have for you.

The Pink Flamingo Graphic Top

What is it with pink flamingos some people ask…Well they’re awesome, that’s what! The Pink Flamingo T Shirt comes with the animal graphic, printed in neon pink of course, and looks it’s best in brilliant white. Lovers of flamingos will want to add this top to their wardrobe immediately.

And there you have it, our favourite women’s slogan T shirts for this August. Let us know what you think of these brand new designs, all of what can be bought in our store here. With over 170 slogan T-Shirts currently available, there’s plenty to have a look at, and you will find your favourite at Lush T Shirts.

Brand New Funny T Shirts For July!

The sun is shining (almost!) and we’re well into Summer, which can only mean one thing…You need some new T Shirts for your wardrobe. Fear not, our July drop is here and you’re in for a treat if you love to laugh. Our Funny T Shirts are hilarious, and come with slogans and statements which will get you laughing this season. We always believe that you should show off your personality, and there’s no better way to make an instant impact than with what you’re wearing. There’s been plenty doom and gloom lately with Brexit, Prime Ministers resigning and who can forget England losing to Iceland in Euro 2016. We’ve got to put a smile back on your face, so check out some of our favourite designs below.

Drinkin About You

A tee for you to wear when you are out with your mates in the bar, and the girl wants to know what you’re thinking. You’re not thinking, you’re drinking! 😀 Get our Drinkin’ About You T Shirt which comes with the words large enough for anyone to read, no matter how drunk you are.

Shh Nobody Cares

We’ve all got that one friend who keeps going on and on about something…You might feel a bit rude telling them to be quiet, because you don’t care, so why not say it with this. Our Shh Nobody Cares T Shirt comes with the slogan printed in a very large style over two lines for maximum impact. This one will come in handy in so many situations.

Sorry I’m Late I Didn’t Want To Come

This design works on so many levels…Going to the girlfriend’s parents house…Going to work. Going to a friend’s party. Going to the in-laws. Whatever your situation may be, you’ve got to have our Sorry I’m Late, I Didn’t Want To Come T Shirt in your wardrobe for that situation. When you want people to know exactly how you feel, this top will really make a statement.

I’m Not Shy, I Just Don’t Like You

When you are quiet people will assume that you’re a shy person, most people usually are. But maybe you are being quiet because you just don’t want to speak to someone because you don’t like them. We’ve all been there before! Try our I’m Not Shy, I Just Don’t Like You T Shirt on for size, you’ll be glad that you did. Spell it out for the people around you, and let them know you’re not shy at all.

That’s our favourites, what are yours? Have a look at the whole collection over on the funny design pages here, all available in a range of colours in sizes to suit, there’s no excuse not to get yours ready for the Summer!

EU Referendum T Shirts

Last week was a momentous week if you happen to be a British Citizen, as you’re not no longer a citizen of the EU. That’s right, Brexit happened, and we got voted out of the EU by the British people. It was a fairly close vote, with 17,410,742 (51.89%) voting leave, and 16,141,241 (48.11%) voting to remain. The country is in turmoil, with the currency rates falling, stock markets crashing, and general imploding of the UK. David Cameron, the Prime Minister has resigned, there’s calls for Jeremy Corbyn to go too, and nobody knows who’ll be running the country.

Still, at Lush T Shirts we’re as upbeat as ever, and find the funny side of things as we usually do. We’ve come up with some favourite EU Referendum T Shirts, some will make you laugh, some get a bit political and you can make a statement in these slogan T Shirts. Check out a couple of our favourites below.

EU Crying Tears

The EU is upset, so our EU Crying Tears T Shirt is a pretty good design. We’re sad that we’ve been forced to leave the EU, and love our European brothers and sisters. Get the flag printed on this tee with the stars printed in golden yellow and a blue tear drop print, to show how you feel about leaving.

You’re Not Laughing Now T Shirt

The idiot that is Nigel Farage went to the European Parliament since he’s an MEP and was in a jovial mood. He’s been waiting for 17 years to say it, and finally got his chance now that he led the UK out of the European Union. You’re not laughing now, are you? Is what he told his Euro counterparts. Get this slogan, the You’re Not Laughing Now T Shirt with bold print to front, just in case you want to tell people I told you so.

I Will Always Love EU

Did Whitney Houston say it best when she claimed I Will Always Love You? Well we’ve been in love with Europe for years, so it’s appropriate to sport this design, it’s our I Will Always Love EU T Shirt. This slogan is a funnier, light hearted way of telling people how you feel about the EU, sadly we’re out and there’s nothing we can do now.

You can pick up these along with all of our EU Referendum T Shirts and political statements and designs on tees from our store here, with hundreds of prints and styles to make you laugh.

Our New Men’s Funny T Shirts For May

Hey guys!

Last time we showcased our brand new women’s T Shirts and now it’s the turn for the guys, with our brand new men’s funny t-shirts. As always, our designs are slogan based, and come with hilarious quotes, sayings, phrases and statements. There’s plenty to choose from, and we’ve gone for a variety of different styles and occasions you’d wear these tops. From a casual Friday at work, to a night out with the lads, where most of the designs really fit in. Let’s have a look at some of our favourite designs.

You Can't Spell Handsome Without Me T Shirt

You Can’t Spell Handsome Without Me – We love this top, the message is quite obvious and is straight to the point. It’s one of those designs which will get people’s attention, and once they’ve got the joke, it will make them laugh.

Beer O'Clock T Shirt

Beer O’clock – If you love drinking then it’s probably always beer o’clock. This design will work in the office, so you can let all your colleagues know that you’re always up for a pint after work. The design comes in a digital style, just like an alarm clock so the print makes perfect sense.

Nobody’s Ugly After 2AM – This slogan is all about the club. When you’ve been drinking all night long, and it comes to closing time and you want to go home with a girl but you have left it all too late, nobody is ugly after 2AM. That’s what this statement is all about, and if you’ve ever been in a club slightly sober near closing time, you’ll have seen this happen.

I’m Lost – Please Take Me Home With You – A really funny T Shirt for you to be wearing if you’re on a night out with the lads. If you want to attract the attention of girls, this will make them laugh, and they may even end up taking you home with them. The perfect ice breaker if you’re in a bar or a club, you need to be wearing this design.

Awesome Ends With Me Ugly Starts With U – This phrase will have you laughing immediately. You can pull off this design if you have a good sense of humour, It’s funny because it’s true, awesome does end with me, and ugly starts with a U. If you have a bit of attitude you could wear this top on a night out and it will get people talking.

That’s five of our favourite brand new additions for May. You can find these and a whole load more in our funny T Shirts collections here, let us know which design is your favourite.

Brand New Women’s Slogan T Shirts For Summer 2016 At Lush

Hey guys!

We’ve added some brand new Women’s slogan T Shirts to our range, ready for Summer 2016. If you’re looking to make a statement and add some fresh new tops to your wardrobe, Lush T Shirts has your back. Our latest designs will make you laugh, make you smile and you’ll look fantastic in our shirts. We’ve taken inspiration from life, popular culture and everything we find funny, and incorporated those ethos into the collection. Here’s a couple of our favourites, let’s have a closer look at them.

Prosecco Made Me Do It T Shirt

Prosecco Made Me Do It T Shirt

If you love a drop of the sparkling wine from Italy, and who doesn’t, this is the design for you. Getting drunk on Prosecco is cool, but could cause you to get a little bit naughty. Who ever said Prosecco was for special occasions? If you love a tipple, you can get the Prosecco Made Me Do It T Shirt from us here.

My Cat Doesn't Like You T Shirt

My Cat Doesn’t Like You T Shirt

Everyone has a cat these days, and everyone loves them….But cats can be weird, and sometimes they don’t play well with others. If you’re cat has taken a dislike to your friend, boyfriend or someone you know, this quote will let them know. A hilarious statement which is spread out over five lines with each word on it’s own line, giving the design easy readability. Buy this shirt here.

Gosh Being A Princess Is Exhausting T Shirt

Gosh Being A Princess Is Exhausting T Shirt

Living the good life like a Princess? It can be a tiring thing to do. If this sounds like you then this top is a perfect thing to be wearing this Summer. Great for a night out or a girls holiday, make sure you’ve got yourself this top. Get yours right here.

It's not you it's your eyebrows T Shirt

It’s Not You It’s Your Eyebrows T Shirt

These days it’s all about your eyebrows, they really do say everything and speak volumes. If you aren’t on fleek, there’ll be a whole mess of problems. Let everyone know about their eyebrow game with this slogan design, it will definitely get some laughs. Shop for this T-shirt here.

The Bags Under My Eyes Are Designer T Shirt

The Bags Under My Eyes Are Designer T Shirt

If you are looking a bit tired, then this phrase will make you laugh and will ring true. The Bags Under My Eyes Are Designer is a hilarious way to let people know you’re looking a little bit worse for wear, but in true glam girl style, those bags under your eyes are designer. It’s a funny statement, and probably true too. You can get yourself this design here.

Remember that all our women’s T Shirts come in a range of 5 colours, red, black, sky blue, white and pink, and are available in five sizes, small to XXL. You can check out the complete collection of our Women’s T Shirts here, we’re sure you’ll find plenty which will make it into your wardrobe this season and beyond.

Get Some Geordie Style!

Oi oi ya bunch of radgies!

We’ve gone all Geordie in our latest batch of slogan T Shirts. We’re loving everything from the Toon, and have been really embracing Geordie slang in our latest designs. We’ve got some of our favourite Geordie phrases, some classic, old fashioned words which are well known in Newcastle, to the newer slang and words you’d expect to hear on shows like Geordie Shore.

There’s plenty of designs, which are on both men’s and women’s T-shirts, and here are a couple of our favourites.

Radgie T Shirt – A radgie is someone who’s a bit crazy, a bit crackers, a bit naughty. It’s quite a playful term, and will get a laugh if you call someone it. Get this on your chest on a ladies style fitted T Shirt here.

Shy Bairns Get Nowt – A classic Geordie saying which has been going for longer than anyone knows. It’s a pretty straight forward phrase which is easy to understand, it means if you’re shy then you’ll get nothing. It’s about asking for something or trying something, and if you fail you’ll know, it’s better than not doing anything and never knowing. Sort of like It’s better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all. You can get this T-shirt from us on a men’s T Shirt here.

Worky Ticket – It’s a phrase which is usually said to little kids who misbehave aka “work themselves”. If you have a friend who’s usually up to no good, this is something which you could get them as a gift for a joke, or if you’re the one who’s usually up to no good, then wear this top with pride. Get the Worky Ticket T Shirt from us here.

The Bairn – Technically The Bairn means the baby, or the child in Geordie. However when Geordie parents have kids, they usually refer to them as their bairn, no matter what their age happens to be! If you’re in your 20s or 30s then it’s not unusual to still be getting called the Bairn by your mam, dad or other family members. Get this design here.

Learn Geordie With Us

If you’re a fan of the Geordie accent and dialect but don’t know where to start, let us help you with our Geordie Dictionary. It has the most popular Geordie words and phrases, and will help you along with your Geordie, and you’ll be speaking like a local from the Toon in no time at all. Check out the dictionary here, with your favourite slang, phrases and quotes.

Tinderella And Tinderfella At Lush T Shirts

Dating apps are big! Really big! Once upon a time they were considered a bit taboo, nobody would ever admit to being on a dating website or app, let alone actually admit to meeting someone on one. Times have changed, and it’s almost unheard of for the single people not to be on something like Plenty of Fish, Tinder, Happn, or any of the other dating apps and websites which are out there…And there are a lot!

If you met your boyfriend or girlfriend on Tinder then we have a way for you to celebrate…Valentines Day is coming up, and we have the perfect couples T Shirts for you to wear! They come in back and white, with the slogans written on the front of each shirt. We are talking about Tinderella and Tinderfella 😀 Say it loud and proud that you have a partner and you met them through the dating app.

If you’re just a dating app addict but are still single, not to worry, we have singles versions of these designs too!

The Tinderfella T-shirt

The Tinderella T Shirt

If you are a loved up couple then you’ve got to check out all the Valentines T Shirts we’ve got over on our site here. There’s something for everyone, and if you have a sense of humour then you are sure to love all the designs, prints and slogans which will get you in the mood this Valentines Day.

Let us know what you think of these over on our Facebook page.

Funny T-Shirts For Pizza Lovers

Who doesn’t love a slice of pizza? Did we say slice? We obviously means an entire pizza! :mrgreen: There is no bad time of the day to enjoy a pizza, it’s the food of champions! With an unlimited amount of toppings and sizes, different types of crusts, the only question is which pizza you wanna eat today!?

Show your appreciation of the flatbread topped pie, spin some dough and get some funny pizza inspired tees on us! We’ve come up with some hilarious designs for all pizza fanatics, for all serious pizza eaters. Here’s a couple you should be wearing the next time you sit down for dinner.

In A Relationship With Pizza

White

Is there a better relationship to be in? We don’t think so! Why bother with the girlfriend or boyfriend when there’s pizza! For those who like to take their pizza game to the next level there’s this hilarious top, which comes with the slogan in black and blue print. Get this design here.

There is no we in pizza

Black

Another really funny slogan, this print reads “There Is No We In Pizza”. There is however an ‘I’ In pizza…Strange? We don’t think so! Tell the world that you’re not into sharing your slices with this top here.

Fitness? More Like Fitness Whole Pizza In My Mouth

Red

Who needs fitness when you have food? Fitness? The More Like Fitness Whole Pizza In My Mouth T-shirt focuses on more food and less fitness. Why bother working out if it means you can’t enjoy a slice of a margarita or your favourite pizza. Get this top here.

We think it’s fair to say the world is in love with pizzas, and you can show your love with one of our funny printed T-shirts, or buy one for the pizza lover in your life 🙂

What Are You Favourite Christmas Songs?

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From Mariah to Wizzard, there’s been some cracking Christmas songs, and some really bad ones as well (we’re looking at you, The Darkness!). Over on the main site we’ve been talking about, and listing our favourite Christmas tunes, from ballads to party songs.

What is your favourite song, and have we got the list right? Check out our top 10 Christmas Songs here, and let us know what you think 🙂